I'm Scarlett, I'm a hufflepuff and second in command of the smuggling ship serenity. I briefly worked at the Umbrella Corp but flew the nest to catch a job at initech. One day I hope to be Patrician to help clean up the hellish streets of Sunnydale like the good mayor did before me.

If someone counters that, marry me.

By the by, I am british and I am loving it.